I knew this was going to happen. Since we left A's house and moved in on our own, he's been losing weight as if he were running for Miss America. I suspected this, but seriously?! Its as if for every 1/4 pound I lose, boyfriend sheds 3. Unfair. He is not underweight by any means, but I can't let his family think I starve the kid. Therefore, I have resorted to the following efforts:
1. Spoonfeeding him Nutella, straight out of the jar. Sometimes I even offer to make him Nutella and peanut butter sandwiches [this is HUGE coming from me].
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2. Allowing him to buy Merengue and Refresco Rojo - popular Domininan soft drinks that taste horrible! Merengue tastes like a cheap version of cream soda, and Refresco Rojo tastes just like red cough syrup.
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3. Letting him be the 10 year old that he is. The second I look away at the supermarket, he goes and puts this in our shopping cart.
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4. Always keeping walnuts, avocado, bread, and full fat cheese in the house (I do somewhat care about his health.. Maybe.)
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I realize that this list is awfully pathetic, and that I really should just suck it up and start learning how to cook normal meals. Ba Humbug. Maybe this month you'll actually see a recipe post coming from me.
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hahahaha i love it! i try to sabotage jake all the time with any sweets! :-D
ReplyDeletehahaha! Love this. Tiasters just suck it up and start cooking other things than sandwiches haha..if you are going to have children, you gotto learn how to cook lol
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Hehe...I used to eat Nutella every morning for breakfast. I probably gained 10 pounds from it doing over a year's time. Eating late then going to bed when your not burning calories is another great way to gain weight too. But definitely not a bad thing to learn how to cook either:) Cute post darling!
ReplyDeleteCute post. But seriously, sometimes guys have all the luck.
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